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  • kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

    nuditea:

    got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

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    kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
    misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:
Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear
    kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
    "A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’"
    A Wolf’s Thoughts (via rawkiss)

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    clubpenguln:

    Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

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    virused:

jake—from—statefarm:

thefourteenthdoctor:

4gifs:

A magnet falling through a copper pipe

jfc tag your science porn guys


EDDIE CURRENTSSSSS
    endless-love-xy:

DAAAMN

    saddeer:

    zkac:

    what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

    i hate this i hate u 

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